Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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