Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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