i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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