i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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