you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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