Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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