Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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