talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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