Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I smell like Dick and happiness
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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