AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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