her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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