sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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