did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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