i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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