shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.