whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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