That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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