Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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