Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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