What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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