you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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