Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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