i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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