I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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