I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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