Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Randomize
