I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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