Where is the hickey?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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