erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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