I'm laying in your front yard are you home
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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