I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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