just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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