Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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