Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Someone came in the potted fern
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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