my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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