After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she pinky promised me she was 18
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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