The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Terrible idea I love it
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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