Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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