She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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