We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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