I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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