your thong is hanging out like whoa
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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