I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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