She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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