i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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