I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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