spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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