The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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