As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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