Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This is my gift to your gina
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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