I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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