yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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