Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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