dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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