You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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